EROTIC BAKERIES
"I still believe that the Original 'Erotic Baker' is the best.
I have been online viewing all of the erotic cake designs from other bakeries and none of them compare to the talent of the sculptor of
Erotic Baker (which I think changed their name to Erotic Edibles). Their designs were very life-like, not cheesy as the ones I have seen on other sites and they were so real, that many celebrities would never order from any where else.
The difference is that the sculptor is actually an artist and if you bring in a portrait of yourself, she can create you in any way you like with her hands! Her naughty talents are definitely the best I have ever seen and I think if you saw them, you would agree.
There has yet to be any place that can compare."
Jeanette Hernandez
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Erotic Bakery
2323 N 45th, Seattle
206 545-6969 |
IN SEATTLE! Order customized cakes to celebrate your favorite part, pal, position, or proclivity. Wallingford's landmark Erotic Bakery (2323 N 45th,206 545-6969) has been creating edible nasty bits since 1986 and has long outlived would-be neighborhood censors. Owners Kimmie Barnett and Rob Clough serve our city's prurient pastry needs by sculpting florid freehand penii in attentive marzipan; homologous female parts in gynecological pinks with butter-cream pubes and sweet gelatinous spuz. The gift shop is like Archie McPhee without the V-chip, with romantic love staples like penile pencil erasers, body dessert toppings, candy underpants, and bi-gendered butt-cheek wrapping paper. |
Masturbakers
511 E. 12th Street, New York
(212) 475-0476 |
This speaks for itself. Great name. Unfortunately they do not ship. But if you live in NY and try this out PLEEZE tell us about it!!!
"their cake is truly delicious, the only thing is, i think the cake could be larger.. that is their regular sizes but truly something to have and well done.. That is masturbakers... customer....."
"You asked - "This speaks for itself. Great name. Unfortunately they do not ship. But if you live in NY and try this out PLEEZE tell us about it!!!" The cake is absolutely excellent - I only wish they would make regular cakes for regular occasions as it was sooooo good! The butter cream frosting is just superb - not cheap imitation butter cream but with the taste of butter. I agree with the other comment that the regular size - I ordered "The Mouthful" is too small even with the extra ball for $5 - BUT I highly recommend them on design, preparation, presentation, accuracy & speed of order - everything!! - Way better than the old "Erotic Bakery" on Christopher Street which is no longer there anyway." |
YOUNGS GOURMET COFFEE SHOP
420 Freetown Road
Columbia , MD 21044
Phone: 410-531-1074 |
They offer the coffee shop fare and then they include "erotic pastries". |
KOPPS BAKERY
WE DELIVER WORLDWIDE, IN N.Y. WE NEED 1 HOUR NOTICE, 718 326 2350
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Kopps erotic bakery, will design your erotic cake anyway you can dream of, our motto is "you design it we bake it" |
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